Friday, April 8, 2011

It's Not About Anna


No respected Anna Hazareji, it’s not about you
.
And neither is it about India’s favourite Olympian Suresh Kalmadi.

It’s not about Raja-ji and 2G.

 It’s not about ‘Q’ and his kickbacks (let’s give to him, at least the guns fired when needed).

It’s not about the housing scheme run by our government for the really needy.
It’s not about how ‘adarsh’ our politicians are. 

It’s not about a certain gentleman who ate up all the ‘chara’ meant for cattle.

It’s not about ‘a-safe-heaven-to-stash-away-all-the-black-money’ being labeled as ‘bank account’. (I would rather prefer chocolates and a certain tennis player from that country though.)

It’s not about how someone used ‘tel-ghee’ to print stamp-papers instead of official government ink.

It’s also not about the fact that our parliament is no more a place to debate and implement say a primary health care policy, but a place where cash is traded for votes.

It’s about the ‘thug’ lurking in each one of us.
It’s time we stopped heeding to him every time it tries to hoodwink us by saying ‘chalta hai’ and ‘is desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta’.
It’s time we ostracized him.

It’s about the state of the world that we are going to hand over to our children.

It’s not about Anna.
It’s about US.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Strings Attached

The green monsoon gives way to the sweet autumn whiff. Post Diwali, the air unmistakably brings with it a nip which hints of the cold December that would follow. The earth never gives up on its routine of going around the Sun in circles. How dutiful. Think of the day when Sun calls in sick?! Or the mother earth going on a privilege leave?

The receding of monsoon coincides with the onset of a string of festivities in India. Starting from Rakshabandhan in August, it goes on till well past Makarsankranti, coming to a brief lull after the festival of Holi in March. And certain parts of India do more justice to these festivities than other. I am ready to bet my horse (though imaginary, it’s the only creature in this world that gets my jokes) that Ahmedabad is right up there in the list of such places. Be it the unending firecrackers during Diwali or the Croers worth of Jalebi and Fafda that are gastronomically cornered on Dusshera – Ahmedabad knows how to celebrate with abandon. However no mention of Ahmedabad and its festive spirit is even remotely true and justified if it does not include Garba and Uttrayana – the two festivals so distinctively Gujarati. Unique indeed are these festivals to Gujarat and any attempt to either celebrate Garba or fly kites the way Gujarat does, is a pitiable sham at best.   

While movies and other popular media have revealed a thing or two about Garba, Uttrayana still remains a fare that no amount of description would do justice to. It is only to be seen to be believed. Every year on the day of Makarsankranti (better known as Uttrayana in Gujarat), every Gujarati worth his salt indulges in kite flying. He does so with a pomp known only to kings – blaring music playing from huge speakers from every third terrace, cool shades and hats to look the sun (and the beautiful neighbor) into the eye, eating ‘Undhiyu’ (dripping in gallons of oil and spice) by the tones. The average Amdavadi remains on the terrace from dawn to dusk but his appetite for the frolic still remains insatiated, so the kite flying extends well into the night (by flying lighted Tukkals) and the next day (Vansi Uttrayana or Stale Uttrayana) also.   
And that the fingers get cut by the sharp manja while flying kite, means nothing and is unable to dampen the festive spirit. This made me think of the people central to the whole business of kite flying the Amdavadi style – the manja makers. These are the people, nay workers, who take the raw thread and give it a coating of color and glass powder (which gives the manja its sharpness). The whole process of thus coating the raw thread is called ‘Dori rangavi’ or ‘getting the thread colored’.

The story of these manja makers is indeed the story of an industry in itself - excluding the raw thread that is; which usually comes from established players in the textile industry viz. Vardhman, Coats etc. But the process of coating this thread and the people involved in it makes for a fascinating story. These manja makers are a special clan. Every year, just as the soot from Diwali firecrackers settles and the business in cities of Gujarat reopens after a longish break, this tribe of manja makers starts making its way into these cities. They come mostly from the cities of Lucknow, Agra and Barelie in UP or the villages around them. Every year they make cities like Ahmedabad in Gujarat their temporary homes and places of work for about three months. They would stay and work here till 14th of January, the day of Makarsankranti.

Coating the raw thread – the process which converts thread into a razor sharp kite-string or manja, ready for the battle in the sky – is a specialized skill. The manja makers prepare a special mixture having a dough-like consistency by mixing together specific and customized raw materials viz. a paste of mashed cooked rice, colour, other stickening agents and the most important ingredient of them all – glass powder. The raw thread in the mean time is tied out between two poles separated by a distance roughly equal to or slightly more than the length of a cricket pitch. The manja makers take the special dough in one hand and use the fingers in other hand to carefully segregate and hold the strands individually. Thus using their bare hands, one segregating individual strands and the other holding the glass-powder loaded dough, these manja makers go about converting the innocuous white thread into razor-sharp manja.         
Invariably their fingers are heavily strapped with gauze tape; both to nurse existing cuts as well as to protect them from fresh cuts. But cut they invariably do. Imagine if the manja can easily cut through your finger while just flying the kite, what effect can the dough have which is used to coat the manja in the first place. After a hard day’s work, not being able to eat their dinners properly due to injured fingers is a professional hazard that these manja makers have to live with. And to think that this is a temporary or a seasonal hazard is not true, because for most of these manja makers this is their only profession. Once back to their native places after catering to the seasonal yet more lucrative kite flying scene in Gujarat, most of them continue with this work as this is their permanent vocation and only source of livelihood. Barelie, Agra and Lucknow happen to be the hub of manja making business in India.       

Some of these manja makers have been coming to Gujarat now for two decades or more. Some of them have grown up holding the lethal dough in their hands. Munnibai is one such manja maker. She hails from Lucknow district of UP and has been coming to Ahmedabad every kite-flying season for more than 25 years now. She is a widow and her husband was a manja maker himself. In fact he died (of natural reasons) during one of such seasonal visits to Ahmedabad some 15 years back. Munnibai now comes with her entourage consisting of her sons, son-in-law and a few contracted workers. She herself doesn’t coat the thread, but manages the entire show.

“I have been coming here for more than 25 years now”, says Munnibai. And what has changed over the years? “It has become less profitable proposition now” she claims. “There was a time when we used to come here much before Diwali, there was a lot of work. Besides, the contractual labor has become dearer, while the coating charges have not increased proportionately. The cost of raw material has also gone up.” Munnibai has to look after everyone in her team. She takes a place to stay on rent each year for the period of stay and the rentals have also gone up drastically. That piece of information doesn’t come as a surprise to me; the real estate scene in Ahmedabad has been scorching hot of late. The manja makers cater to two sets of clientele – one is the shopkeepers and traders who give them bulk orders and later sell the ready-coated manja at their shops at much higher rates. The other is individual clients who get the raw thread of their choice and get it coated under their own supervision and customized to their own needs viz. some people ask for more glass-powder in the coating dough to make the manja extra sharp. Since shopkeepers give them bulk orders they also pay them less, while catering to individual clients is more profitable as the charges are higher. “Few years back a bulk of our business used to come by catering to the individual clients. These days people do not have time. They purchase the ready coated manja from shopkeepers instead of coming to us. So now most of our work comes from these traders, while the individual client business picks up only in last 10 days or so.” Besides all this, there are the usual problems of police harassment and other officials. “They (police) take manja from us for free. We have to oblige, how can we say no?”   

All said and done it’s business as usual for Munnibai and a lot like her as his sons and others relentlessly keep streaking the thread with the dough. They start at 7 in the morning and continue till 8 or 9 in the night. And as the d-day approaches (14th January) and the business gets brisk, the manja making continues well past midnight. They start early again next morning and hardly manage a sleep of 4 or 5 hours.
But the bustling Ahmedabad traffic at Raipur circle fails to take notice of this slogging, except for an indifferent glance when it is made to wait for the lights to turn green. Which makes me ponder - what happens if the manja makers decide to take a break next year and do not turn up? And what happens if our earth skips its mandatory encircling of the sun and the air fails to bring the nip post Diwali next time around? Unlikely, both of them. I can bet my horse! 

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Rahul Baba Ka Phone Kidhal Hai...??

Front page headline in The Times of India, June 29th: ‘Rahul Gandhi’s phone stolen at IGI, recovered’. The news item further mentions ‘…..the thief was soon tracked down and the handset restored to its owner after the official machinery swung into top gear’. Dear taxpayer, feel mighty pleased to know that a part of your hard earned money that the government pinches out from your pocket is being used for locating the lost phone of a certain someone. I felt like a castrated creature when I read this on the front page of India’s leading national daily – the fact that my country’s official machinery channels its energies into finding the mobile phone of a 40-year-old certain someone whose only claim to fame under this sun is the surname with which he was born. And also the fact that this unprecedented act of bravado was put on the front page of India’s foremost English daily. (Oddly enough, the news about signing of a nuclear deal between India and Canada was slotted in the much smaller column on the left under ‘News Digest’.)



Let’s get the context more clearly. The official machinery that we are talking about here consisted mainly the people from CISF – the very people responsible for the safety and security at our airports. It is not difficult to imagine that for that duration of time when the machinery was swinging with action, the fate of the hoi polloi present at the airport would have been hanging in thin air, as the shift in focus would have compromised on the routine duties of the CISF. So the next time you prepare yourself to reaffirm your family’s long held tradition and legacy of sucking up to a certain surname, please remind yourself that the very surname is more indispensable than even the lives of your near and dear ones. But you will still suck up nonetheless, because at the end of the day we are a nation of suckers.

And while we are at it – getting the context right – my memory and general awareness fail to inform me what ministry Rahul Baba handles. Actually, it’s not the fault of my memory; Rahul is not a minister, not even a Minister of State. So technically he is not even a part of the ruling government. Thank God for that dear suckers, otherwise they would have shut down the entire airport in the pursuit of certain someone’s mobile phone.

They say ‘power corrupts’. Let’s say, even if it doesn’t corrupt you, it sure does make your life easy – imagine people from country’s one of the topmost paramilitary forces trying to locate your mobile phone for you! Keep sucking-up.

Peace.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Adalaj: A Photo-essay

The Step-well ('Vaav') of Adalaj.
The vaav was built by Queen Rudabai, wife of Vaghela chief Virasimha in the year 1498.
The vaav is situated about 20 kms. from Ahmedabad (35 kms. from Maninagar). Take the Gandhinagar-Sarkhej highway towards Gandhinagar. Than take a left turn from Adalaj circle. The following are the pics from my recent visit to the place. For more info on the place, please go to the following links:

http://www.bharatonline.com/gujarat/travel/ahmedabad/adalaj-vav.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adalaj



Thursday, April 8, 2010

IPL: Celebrating Cricket

On March 19th, Dinesh Kartik and Suresh Raina walked out at the Firoz Shah Kotla for a toss, as captains of two IPL teams. The sight was pretty pleasing to say the least. But it was second only to that of Jayasuriya and Tendulkar walking in to open the batting for Mumbai Indians. Any apprehensions as to how engaging would the IPL format turn out to be, were put to rest the day when this happened – Sanath and Sachin walking in as opening batsmen for the same team. Cheerleaders, live music, colour, pomp, glamour and extravagance – IPL was presented as a celebration of cricket and has lived up to be that way.


When two of the world’s most destructive opening batsmen are playing together, it makes for quite a sight, isn’t it? Although, I am sure that the bowlers of the opposite team will have a different opinion. And when this happened, I felt that all the hype and marketing buzz created around IPL was finally worth it. Now, picture this. Raina captaining the likes of Hayden, Murlitharan, Morkel and Kemp. On the other side, Kartik marshalling the likes of Dilshan, Sehwag, A B Diviliers and Dirk Nannes. Two young Indian players – one who has almost cemented his place in the Indian team but still has a lot to prove in the long run; and another, a much improved wicketkeeper-batsmen but has been in and out of the Indian team – getting this opportunity to wear the captain’s arm band and lead their sides. This augurs well not only for the future of Indian cricket, but for cricket as a whole.

What’s more, this format throws up a lot of intriguing mini-showdowns of its own – Gilchrist clobbering Shane Warne, Dhoni punishing Zaheer, Murlitharan bowling a wrong one to Jayasuriya, Steyn bowling a sharp one to Gibbs, Yusuf Pathan padding-up to Irfan Pathan – all this and more, in one sumptuous buffet of exciting slam-bam cricket. The format has also raised the levels of cricket by a few notches – sharp singles, breath taking catches and of course towering sixes have now become the norm, even in a fifty over match. A lot of young cricketers have thrown caution to the wind and lapped up the opportunities coming their way. Besides, one has witnessed innovations like free hit for a no-ball (over stepping) and commentators chatting up with players on the field in the thick of live action.

With all this, there is also a concern of too much of cricket and burnout; not all of which might be unsubstantiated. An India-Pakistan encounter doesn’t anymore generate the same kind of euphoria that it once used to. To that extent cricket sure has become a bit casual and an everyday affair. But this phenomenon is not limited to cricket alone. The glut and overexposure syndrome now spans all areas of our lives – from just one national TV channel to over a 100 to choose from now, at least 10 different makes of car to select from in a given category, from one phone connection in the entire block to almost everyone carrying a personal cell phone now. The pace of human race has increased exponentially and correspondingly the span of attention has reduced almost the same rate. Thus, this explosion of and in cricket, is inevitable.

So let’s put other things aside and enjoy this celebration of cricket. And while we are at it, let’s relish the run feast as the Matara marauder and the master blaster mercilessly beat up anyone who bowls at them!